Naturally, people demanded more information.
In her determination to rid their home of any trace of dirt, this man’s wife was blissfully unaware of the nefarious acts that happened under her very own roof.
A sole set of sneakers were the sole piece of (glaring) evidence.
For, apparently, their house wasn’t normally one to incorporate a pair of shoes so blindingly white.
Seriously, how does she keep them so pristine?!